Treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry since 2007.

“Look at this. Ever seen one of these before? I built this for you. What do you mean, ‘What the fuck is it?’ It’s a goddamn √ČTUDE, asshole.” — Frank Zappa

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