Here are three biographical poems about important individuals of our time. I wrote them in early 2008. They’re not really clerihews, but what the fuck:
1. Richard Kern
Improper kerning can make porno pomo,
But if you don’t like Kern, you must be a homo.
[I realize there are plenty of homos who like Kern, but what can I say, I’m phallogocentric.]
2. Mitt Romney
I may be omnisexual, but I’m not Mitt Romneysexual:
My youthful raging hormones don’t extend to aging Mormons.
You lived in France at the same time Godard did,
And anyone who voted for you must be retarded.
3. Sofia Coppola
It seems that you operate with the belief
That film is a shallower shallow relief.
No amount of film school could save ya
And I wish I could punch you right in the labia.