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Comment on Jólnir vs. White Christ-mas by Poetariat » Blog Archive » Götzen-Dämmerung, oder, wie man mit dem Hammer philosophiert

Fri, 18 Jun 2010 03:41:58 +0000

[...] how I said that the gods would return to show their might? As always, my predictions were accurate (and I don’t even have a völva), as Thor is alive [...]

Comment on a hot stinging liquid was then poured into open wounds on his penis where he had been cut by Poetariat » Blog Archive » your military arms

Poetariat » Blog Archive » your military arms — Sun, 09 May 2010 22:53:02 +0000

[...] will never see it coming.” “Boys, don’t get any ideas. I have two words for you: penile torture. You will never see it coming.” “Boys, don’t get any ideas. I have two words for [...]

Comment on fuck off, I’m voting for Nader by Poetariat » Blog Archive » futile system

Poetariat » Blog Archive » futile system — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 20:20:58 +0000

[...] 2008, I expected a lot of nasty shit to go down after Obama took office. I can’t say, however, that I could have anticipated that [...]

Comment on a hot stinging liquid was then poured into open wounds on his penis where he had been cut by Poetariat » Blog Archive » stack overflow

Poetariat » Blog Archive » stack overflow — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 06:27:03 +0000

[...] every suspected Al-Qaeda member, and our wars in the Muslim world have also resulted in child rape, kidnapping for the purpose of genital torture, and all manner of murders. Clearly, “an overemphasis on civilian protection is now putting [...]

Comment on Norwegian Wood by Poetariat » Blog Archive » feeding the trolls

Poetariat » Blog Archive » feeding the trolls — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 16:38:11 +0000

[...] it’s Norway’s biggest dick move since they forced Iceland to convert to Christianity. I think this would [...]

Comment on I want a garden where the flowers have no flowers by Mike

Mike — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 16:18:07 +0000

Oh, you want kindergarten

Comment on all cats have Asperger syndrome, cont’d by Poetariat » Blog Archive » after the gold rush

Poetariat » Blog Archive » after the gold rush — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:46:54 +0000

[...] also parts 1 and 2, or read about another person who received messages from domestic [...]

Comment on all cats have Asperger syndrome by Poetariat » Blog Archive » after the gold rush

Poetariat » Blog Archive » after the gold rush — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:34:39 +0000

[...] also parts 1 and [...]

Comment on apes that eat figs by Poetariat » Blog Archive » I want a garden where the flowers have no flowers

Mon, 18 May 2009 22:33:49 +0000

[...] an article about what passes for poetry at the White House. I personally prefer Barack’s own poetry (only the cave-ape one — the other one is tl;dr unless you read it as thinly veiled [...]

Comment on jedermann sein eigner Stylo by Moral Authority

Moral Authority — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 22:08:23 +0000

You’re welcome! Stay tuned for our upcoming post on our performance last month in Bushwick entitled YES WE DID mutilate your genitals, or, the Story of the Obama Administration as Told by Icelanders in the Year 961 BB (Before Barack). There will be gonads (mine), fake blood (mine within the diegesis of the performance), and menses (not mine).